Eww. Just eww.

Today's dose of WTF-ery comes from CraigsList (again):

looking for descreet relationship

married male looking for descreet relationship with fun female !!! any body type not picky just enjoy someone fun . Im 5'10 blonde blue eyes and hwp and decent looking as well.Im very easygoing and easy to talk to as well as love role play or whatever you may enjoy im open to your needs and dont have any expectations and always polite.dont be shy give me a shout.



I don't think that any commentary I could add would truly do that photo justice. All I can think of right now is 'EWW'.

Really. EWW.

Obtuse or right?

Once again, CL comes through with some stellar WTF-ery:

were is my angle of death?

im looking for a kick as rockin out punk goth or rocker chick tha is there own person and f*^% what everyone else thinks.tattos make you hot and if you ride your own bike well that just gets me going. i like to ride my harley play in my mud truck or any thing else fun i want a chick who likes to have fun no matter what you can find me on myspacer under *********sport lets see if you got what it takes im 5'7" blue eyes blonde hair if i dont shave it off


Umm...I'm pretty sure I have what it takes, Sparky. However, it's clear that you do not. I mean, what grown man in modern America doesn't know that there's an 'h' in 'where'?

Yeah, you know what? Don't answer that.