My pal Mick is back again. Apparently his last ad was not successful (I can't imagine why) so he posted this today:
MICHAEL HI LIKE TO FINE A LOVER,A FRIEND, WHO LIKES LOVING ARMS AROUND HER DAY AND NIGHT TO,AND A GIRL WHO LOVES TO BE IN LOVE WITH HER MAN FOR ALL TIMES,I AM HONEST,CARING 6'1 TALL 174LBS VERY FIT AS YOU LOOK AT MY BODY PICTURES YOU SEE THAT IS TRUE!! AND I LOVE TO MAKE A GIRL A SEXY WOMAN HOT ALL NIGHT LONG IN BED OF WET AND HOT SHEETS AS WE LAY WITH ONE BODY SO IN LOVE YOU AND ME! I LOVE TO FINE A GIRL A SEX WOMAN WHO ALL WAYS WANTS MORE! FROM HER MAN WITH GOOD HEART FOR A GUY TO TAKE CARE OF HER IN LOVING ARMS AND LIKE A PRINCESS IN MY ARMS AROUND HER, I DON'T DRINK OR SMOKE SO I HOPE YOU DONT TOO!!! A GIRL WITH LOVING HEART AND SOUL TO LOVE THIS MAN FOR ALL TIMES WITH LOVE WALKS IN HAND IN HAND ON A MOONLIGHT NIGHT WITH JUST YOU AND ME,AND A WOMAN MADE FOR A GUY WITH LOVE JUST A GIRL EYES TO SEE ME AS HER PRINCE TO,A LADY, WITH LOVE IN HER EYES FOR ONLY ME. MLGUNTER/A/TCHARTER.NET MICK! WRITE ME SOON AS TIME WITHOUT LOVE IN THIS WORLD IT'S SO SAD TO DO IT ALONE AND IT SO CRUL TO AS LOVE JUST FADES AWAY IN US TO, AS I KNOW JUST DON'T WANT TO DO IT ALONE YOU KNOW ANY WAY [ HEY WITH OUT LOVE THERE WITH ME HOLDING YOU WELL [ IT'S SO CRUL TO BE ALONE WITHOUT YOU. MICK
There were photos again, but they were the same as before so I'm not gonna repeat post them.
I actually emailed this guy and offered to edit his ad or rewrite it for him for free. I explained that because CL is a text based forum, posting an ad that is poorly spelled and punctuated is akin to showing up for a first date with raging halitosis, unbrushed hair and wearing filthy sweatpants.
He didn't respond.